xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,

Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach

Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

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tastefullyoffensive:

[frozenspark]

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shavelfella:

Being on stage in front of 40k people can be hard, but not for Imp.

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benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

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lindsaychrist:

woah

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just-a-nameless-nobody:

kaieraai:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

delightfully-derranged:

tonystarksnipples:

calamithyjane:

riddlemehiddleston:

pulpfanfiction:

glocktary:

thoracs:

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i am leg

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed

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i cant breathe.

send help. dying

"I am the snake in my boot"

but how do you fuck up that bad

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crimescenecumstains:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

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notalickofsense:

TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

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shavelfella:

Korea has such a nice grass!

midousujiiakira:

iannmickey:

scarysamwinchester:

stephenkawking:

fappuclno:

mama-ymir:

imsuchacreep:

frickity-dickity:

cookiebandit23:

docteryn:

makeitearlgrey:

tardis-mind-palace:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

what the shit america

i once threw a chocolate chip cookie while emphasizing something in first grade…..it broke a window. and one kid got horribly sick because his uncrustable was filled with some form of near deadly mold

I girl at my sisters lunch table took a bite of her friends bread stick and their was an inch long piece of metal in it, if her friend had never taken that bite she would have swallowed it herself and died

once in third grade i had a chocolate milk and it tasted so bad i looked in it and it was all moldy. i threw up and had to go home.

last week (im a junior) there was a frog in the salad bar and a freshman boy picked it up with the salad tongs and threw it at me

our chocolate milk was gray and we squeezed grease from burger patties, using loads of napkins to soak it up

Once in second grade, i got chicken nuggets and inside wasn’t chicken but this sour white paste, and showed the lunch ladies and they told me to suck it up.

american horror story: school lunch

When I was in grade school a kid bit into his chicken nugget and there was a strange black hard thing inside that broke his tooth.

our hot dogs bounce 3 feet in the air

at my old school they sold garden salads that had huge chunks of actual dirt in it almost every single time.

when i was in middle school my friend got a chicken burger that had a bar code printed on the bun

In my elementary school, we used to have competitions on who could bounce the chicken nuggets the highest and the macaroni’s cheese always dried up into this ceran wrap-like top layer that once snapped my fork in half

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ninalostherhead:

soldiergaga:

capngorgeous:

screwtheatlantic:

We try to watch films together, and it starts off well, but somehow we always end up out of sync. 

i cant tell you how much this cartoon means to me…

http://www.watch2gether.com/

this will fix that problem :)

NO FUCKING WAY. i’ve been looking for this my whole life!!!!!!!!!, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Period: You want cookies
    Period: You want to fuck
    Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
    Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
    Period: Kill them.
    Period: Kill them too.
    Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
    Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
    Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
    Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

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